Fat. Woman. Can't. WHAT!??!

Do people think I am DEAF??

I just went to our local DG and there were NO buggies outside. So me being ambitious I thought I would just carry the few things I needed to the front. So I go straight to the back and grab a 24 lb box of cat litter, feeling my wheaties I grabbed two boxes of catfood, and a thing of mixed nuts. Whew. I thought I was doing good!

Crap. Forgot the dog food!!


15 lb bag. Shit.

I got about ten steps and I lost my hold on the dog food and it hits the floor. So I began to move it with my feet, to the front register.

What?? I couldn't carry all of that!!

I laughed and nervously tried to play it cool and then a woman who was with another skinny bitch laughed and walked past me. I had stopped a few steps forward and shifted hands from the cat litter bc the handle felt like it was cutting through my hand. The skinny bitches were on the next aisle and I heard her say "fat bitch can't even carry a bag of dog food".


I swear to you I almost threw the 24 lb box of cat litter OVER the 8 ft shelf.
Not wanting to "catch a charge" I continued up front.

Moral of the story?

Fat bitches can hear, fat bitches can carry stuff, fat bitches do have feelings... but most importantly fat bitches remember who says shit like that.