Who needs a diet with kitchen renovations....

My house looks as if a tornado hit it. And I am not playing. Everything is out of place. I have a keurig and dishes in my bathroom. I have my sink outside in the carport. I have cabinets stacked in my LIVInG ROOM. As I sit here in my room I gander at the 3 boxes of dishes and pots. I asked michaela to go put her drink cup on the counter last night and Michaela said "what counter". Yeah. War zone. Today marks official chaos. Tearing out of my stove top. Which means limited cooking. Which either means a whole shit ton of microwave easy Mac or crock pot cooking until my countertops and lower cabinets are set. But where can I put the crockpot???

Smh. I'm hungry.

It's called "diary of a mad fat woman" for a reason....

I really didn't know why I got my hopes up.  I've never been the type of person to abide by "rules" and such structure anyways

Uhm...hello?? Did you see my college grades?? Ha. No...nobody did. Because they were in an abyss called "just give up and go home you are stupid".

My appetite is gone for some reason, and I really don't even have to motivation to eat much lately bc everything is gross to me.  I seriously need to learn more dishes because the ole standards are getting pretty worn out with me.
Last night, I made parmesan crusted pork loin and baked potatoes. Boring and bland I know but my kitchen isn't exactly what you'd call "TOGETHER" right now.  Amist the sheetrock dust, and stain fumes I did little to get dinner going and completed bc of the smell!
My house is so bloomin cold that the stain isn't wanting to dry as fast as most people who maintain their temps in their house at a balmy 70 degrees. It sucks not having central heat...especially in times like this!  Needless to say I am ready for the "kitchen facelift 2013" to be done and it just got started yesterday.  Joe has gotten ambitious and asked our friend to go into the hallway afterwards and sheetrock the hallway. More paint.  Yippee right??

HOME RENOVATIONS SUCK IN PROGRESS!!!!!!!!!! I'm sure they are wonderful completed.  But I've never had a completed one so this should be interesting... :D (no offense to joe, he works super hard long hours and I DO NOT complain)

Well I am off to finish up my last photo session editing, and get ready to go to columbus to the dreaded CPA to settle my taxes for last year. Gotta grab my shoebox of stuff (LOL) and get ready :)

Mardi freakin gras 2013 and pizza ....

Well. I didn't have time to blog this weekend bc I was slammed with photography sessions and prepping my kitchen for demolition this week. Whoever said renovating the week you are leaving to go out of town was a good idea was seriously drunk. D-runk. On top of washing tons of clothes trying to pack essentials and find a way to shove 3 days worth of clothes for 4 people into a car, now I have to see Sheetrock dust, paint, drop cloths, stain, moldings and other miscellaneous items around my house. Did I mention my kitchen is a disaster area??!??!?

Oh. Funny tidbit of info. Joe has lost 9 lbs. turd.
I'm going to start Zumba once we get back from New Orleans. I really should go his week but I just don't want to chance reinjuring my knee before we have to walk 6 miles a day in the French quarter. Ahhhh New Orleans. I may never return....

I had Philly cheesesteak pizza last night and it was divine. Thin crust and I didn't go overboard. I'm still watching my calorie intake and following my no sugar rule (unless its from fruit ). I did Zumba for an entire hour and a half the other night and I felt wonderful. I probably looked like a cow having a seizure while being electrocuted but the endorphins were awesome. I love the "second wind" rush you get. Sometimes I don't get it if I don't work out long enough but it's worth the sweat.

I love Zumba. It makes me happy. Dancing makes me happy. God didn't choose to give me a dancers body visible to eyes. It's in my soul :) I may break a hip but I'm gonna get injured dancing my heart out :)

Off to get ready for the contractors to be here. :)

Neverending chore list...

I drove all over creation today and didn't even get to go look for sweaters for my trip. Traffic in Columbus was horrific (at lunchtime ) and all I wanted to do was go home.

Go home??? Jeez I'm turning into a friggin hermit.

My good friend and hairstylist gena gave me a couple pairs of jeans today and I hope they fit. Man I hope they fit. I got on the scale today and I've gained 4 lbs. what. The. Hell. I hate being fat. I hate not being active enough but just short of walking up and down my driveway I don't exercise enough. Yes. I've tried the dancing work out at home alone. Let's face it. I'm standing in front of my damn couch for shit sakes. Guess who wins every time???

I should want more for myself. I should. It's really hard when the support system I thought I had crumbled. Yeah. Woohoo go Shelly!!! Yeah. As soon as I admitted that the pills were making me sick everyone just pretty much laughed and said "I knew her fat ass couldn't do it".

Well guess what. I will do it. Even if I lost 2 lbs a week it'll be a step in the right direction. No. I'm not skinny. No. I can't wear skinny jeans (obviously) and high heels. No I can't even find a cute jacket to wear bc my arms are huge.
I still can't get out of my head what that girl said on her Facebook. " I want to be skinny and sexy not fat and gross"

You wanna know what's gross?
Skinny bitches who think us fat girls are gross. I hate people with condescending attitudes. I've seen more skinny evil bitches that I think are ugly as hell because of their attitude towards bigger people.
I am not your kicking post. I can kick your skinny ass with just one arm.

Go eat a cheeseburger and take a long walk off a short pier. Ugh.